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yourfuckingdarling: I need to be thinner and prettier and nicer and less depressed because I suck
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phaserburn: My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”
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benedictcumberbatchs: Interviewer: What has been your biggest disappointment? Benedict: Not being a dad by the age of 32. Interviewer: What do you consider your greatest achievement? Benedict: I wish I could say children.
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My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard...
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
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Rape Culture: If a woman drinks alcohol and gets raped, it's partially her fault. If you don't want to get raped, you shouldn't be drinking.
Men at bars: Can I buy you a drink?
Me: No thanks.
Men at bars: What the fuck, why not? Come on. Come ON, let me buy you some alcohol. God, I was being nice. Why would you turn down my generous offer? I guess chivalry really is dead. What a bitch.
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theywillliveagaininfreedom: hamburgay: “beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan but a very cute trashcan make all the other trashcan go BANGBANGCRASH
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apatheticghost: what i learned from school im a fucking piece of shit everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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electrapunk: A CAT IS FAMOUS AND MEETING CELEBRITIES FOR BEING GRUMPY IVE BEEN GRUMPY MY WHOLE LIFE WHEN IT IS MY TURN
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100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person
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novemberrain93: boundedbyrealityy: People send their kids to school, kids get shot.  People watch batman, they get shot. People run marathons for charity, they get bombed.  Where is the innocence in the world, is there even good left in us? Teacher sacrifices her life to save children. Hollywood cancels premiere and Christian Bale goes to honor victims.  People rush to donate their own...
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im pretty sure by now “tired” is just part of my personality description
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lvysaur: Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in
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