yourfuckingdarling:

I need to be thinner and prettier and nicer and less depressed because I suck

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phaserburn:

My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

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benedictcumberbatchs:

Interviewer: What has been your biggest disappointment?

Benedict: Not being a dad by the age of 32.

Interviewer: What do you consider your greatest achievement?

Benedict: I wish I could say children.

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iamjusthere182:

houseofstarkk:

lonelybonerhead:

They must have the most ridiculous sex ever

actually they must have the most incredible sex ever

 the most incredible sex ever

(Source: jasongrace)

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Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM

Brother: that's not fair

Mom: DO AS I SAY.

Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!

Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.

Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

Confessions is a public art project that invites people to anonymously share their confessions and see the confessions of the people around them in the heart of the Las Vegas strip.

(Source: fredydecisive, via thesocialenigma)